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January to May 2006
(@Kel): one of these days, I shall rule the world
(@Wraith): can i just be your sex slave?
(@Kel): I dunno, my vibe would get jealous
(@Wraith): it's ok.. i'll use the vibe on you too
(@Kel): you wouldn't be able to do it right
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<+BandCampSlut> mmmmmmm, i love saxaphones in my pussy
<Kel> I've decided I'm going to get drunk and have midget sex for my
30th this year, just for shits n giggles
<@Kel> what can I say, I'm a slut for chocolate
<wHoRe> hurt me baby, i like it rough
Ph|ow3r` was kicked by Ph|ow3r` (You are the king of ALL lamers)
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<Jock> how do ya think I feel, Im blond
<SiNFu|> wait, today I win the blonde wihthout being blonde award!
<SiNFu|> you all have nothing on me!
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<Debs> I think c must not be doing well in the kissing up category!
<buffy4e4> suck my dick
<c> wtf is a Gaggle Worm * vodkalicious cheks if mines still here
<@DiStuRbEd> i'm a pretty princess!
<+wHoRe|scrubbing-twat> ok then DiStuRbEd, it'll be your duty to put
on a hard had, and nude, venture into my twat and jack hammer the crusted
cum out :x
<HotGuy24> Gotta go. Grandma home.
<SiNFu|> like umm "sorry my twat is all full up at the moment..
next time make a reservation."
<Kel> two nice things in one day, I need a nap I think
(@Wraith): i've been informed that i'm Kel's bitch.. so um... *** Wraith is
now known as wraith{K} * wraith{K} gets on his knees
-SultryMs- Sorry ladyj[KoS] , I haven't seen myvirginity .
[01:46] * SiNFu| wonders if the place is big enough for c and his flaming
ass!
<Kel> I might get drunk, go skinny dipping, see of the old couple next
door wants a threesome
<Dollface> 20/f lookign for romantic sex cyber rolepaly.....romantic....moving
quickly to a hardcore sex session (prefers fisting,anal,cock...whatever cock
or fist cokc in any 3 holes is fine wiht me a cock is a cock )
(@ladyj[KoS]): a SiNFu| blowup doll would be good for asthmatics ... they
could have her blown up in like 2 breaths and have enough breath left over
to use her
<SiNFu|> wow, when the directory said hot buttered cum,, I thought it
was a typo for rum and this was the food channel!
* ladyj[KoS] is now known as HotThrobbingManMeat
<+ZeroEffct> twink, can i ask, do you even have to push your shit out,
or is it like a slip-n-slide?
Grog> i'm about the same here as real Grog> actully maybe nicer here,
cause i can't spell all the shit i say
<Grog> i blow the guy that carrys her dirty pantie to the laundry
ASS-MASTER (aka twink) your nick, sounds like it should be some exercise equipment
for suzanne sommers to be flexing between her ass cheeks
(+spaz): did I say that bj's are my speciality?
(+spaz): fuck ... I'm drunk .. I'm easy .. so sure .. I know ya
<gabriel_c> no, its not, a pussy is functional as a hole, so is the
mouth, and in that vein, what your saying is blowjobs are out becasue your
mouth is only for eating.
<musicman2> as long as my dick fits im happy
musicman2> true man dink is gonna be my first gay affair if things keep
going with the women the way theyve been lol
<@dink> i am really a 45 year old black woman <@dink> with 18
kids
* reznor cums on Jesse's face
Xion> its nice to be important but more important to be nice..
<Musicman2> i love a girl that i can suck her nipples doggy style
2005
~~~April Quotes!!~~~
(Ph|ow3r): BURP
(Ph|ow3r): I really hate pickles on my tube steak
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(wHoRe): ALEEM, for the 8394509345th time, we're all old guys living in a
senior citizen's home
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(%Music): especially miss screamer, errr Debs
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(Ph|ow3r): Jay25CarrolltonGA I think she wanted to know how big it was hard
(+Jay25CarrolltonGA): 7 and a QUATER mind you. don't forget that 1/4 inch now. ;)
(wHoRe): he looks like 12 inches atleast
* Jay25CarrolltonGA can't beleive his cock is such a hot topic
(Ph|ow3r): well Jay25CarrolltonGA usually around here we chat about small things
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<+ParadoxDeity> EVIL DEMANDS CHOCOLATE CHIPS! >:O
<@ladyj[KoS]> i do not !!! errr i mean ... uhmmm nuffin to see here
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<@Ph|ow3r> I thought I was bi les once till I saw that they ate
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<DebsAFK> wHoRe, when I turn les, you are on the list, beware!
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<Kel> hi I'm 29 year old 530 pound female, grey bearded, few red chest
hairs, two real teeth, looking for man who doesn't talk.. doesn't mind toe
fungus, and who can overlook some food stored in fat rolls...
<@Xion> hi im aaron from ireland and i speak broken english and alot
of shit...
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<Debss> no taping me up, unless there is sex involved!!
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<Kel> because I don't want to, lonewolf5646, I'm trying the nice route by just ignoring you, but I could just say something like, I'd rather get my pubes removed by an ice pick...
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<Kel> I say the disgusting stuff that everyone else thinks but is too polite to say
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<Ph|ow3r> suck me anytime u want
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<@Brooke> I been thru the dessert on a dick with no name
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<Ph|ow3r> no i'm a cow
<Ph|ow3r> MOOOOOOO000000000000000000000000000000000000
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(GotProb): i have a problem, it's penis related.*<---- like we havent heard that story before* .. before i goto the doctors and humiliate myself *<--- so instead he comes to SexNet so we can all laugh*. can someone who knows a bit about penis' msg me
(Ph|ow3r): hey I know my dicks *<----- Is anyone surprized who answered?
(GotProb): haha, no i mean.. virus', herpies, general shit <--- is he saying he has shit on his dick ?
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<Ph|ow3r> I havent taken a shower since 1950
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<+wHoRe> 1929? that's your age Ph|ow3r?
<+wHoRe> damn, you're an old slut Ph|ow3r
<Ph|ow3r> dats why u have to spit in muh pussy its all dried up and stuff
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* @Kel holds her sign up that says "Will do dumb guys if I must"
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(@Kel): sorry I was masturbating, I use a 10 foot pole, hooked up to a train engine
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<Sable^> but just bring a blankie cause i shaved the bushes
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(WelderChick): u can tell him b/c he won he can fuck me up the ass and call me Wheaties Gal lol
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<+buffy4e1> im on crack.. seriously wow
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<@Ph|ow3r> if I stop blowing cum bubbles will u marry me?
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<@Leo> im easy <@Leo> im realllllllllllll easy
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<@ladyj[KoS]> Ph|ow3r
<Ph|ow3r> u playing?
<@ladyj[KoS]> nope wanna ?
<Ph|ow3r> yeah
(ooooooh, could they be playing sex games, and not inviting Debs and wHoRe?!)
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<DebsAFK> it' hot in here
* DebsAFK starts taking clothes off
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<DebsAFK> mine was bigger than yours!
<DebsAFK> I must have two fleets
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<Debs> umm yeah, monday is a lesbian day for her, you males have fed her up royally all weekend
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<J> when did i become gay ?
<J> i want to know?
<J> anyone?
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(+VictoriaLove): does anybody own cats who lick them constantly?
(+FairyMet): does anyone own cats who lick them constantly? i own cats but i dont lick them at all
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<DebsAFK> if Ohio runs out of water, wHoRe|scrubbing`twat is gonna be licking me clean
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<+Leo> maybe i cross the border
<Ph|ow3r> I hope the hell not cause if u are whos dick is this in my mouth?????????????
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~~~May Quotes~~~
<enigmatic> i dont like hair on clits
<^OlderMule> i like alittle
<VictoriaLove> as they call it, the landing strip? ..
<^OlderMule> exactly ...these old eyes need a target
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<Kel> I think I got a headache from sucking my shake too fast earlier
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(@Havoc) I'm happy with my vibrator
(Alex) u work it overtime with no extra pay tho
(@Havoc) it doesn't care.. I asked it ... "you don't mind if I don't pay you at all, do you"..and it said "hummmmmmmm"
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<Mei> and I gotta cok.. bbiab'
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TexanMutt slays a young goat and roasts in in honor of his most esteeemed
comadre's return
join: (Sperm_For_You)
(Kel) thank goodness you're here, Sperm_For_You, my sperm supply was nearly depleted due to an incident with a tea pot mistaken for a tube and a stove
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<@Wraith> oh yeah baby, do me like the dirty whore i am!!
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The_Game had a gf till I broke my hand n my hard drive got wiped out n i lost
all my porn :\
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<Wraith> jeez.. ya let a girl fuck you with a strap-on ONE time and
you're labelled a subbie for life
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<horny_greek_27_m> jeeesh feel sorry for u chicks
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<DawG> oh booby booby.. my chest was supposed to grow
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(Kel): I don't have a headache, I have an ass ache, and not the kind where
you wake up in a dark alley, hungover and missing your pants and underwear
(Kel): that's only happened a couple of times
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<wHoRe> thank goodness that don't add in the nick who did the quotations
:x
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<SiNFu|> I am old, remember?
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<buffy4e1> no one quotes me
<buffy4e1> no one quotes me
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<The_Game> for a lil pinch n squeal maybe a lil slap n tickle im assuming?
lol
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<@SiNFu|> I will not show you my chest hair if you keep that up!
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[08:00] * Brooke blows the smoke away from her pussy and adds another notch
to her garter belt
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